First of all, how about that for some clickbait on the thumbnail?

Everyone’s beloved head ball coach, Urban Meyer.

just refer to the header of this blog if you have any critiques.

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Sorry, while Ohio teams always come first, I’m enamored with great coaches.

We’re not getting coffee, we’re getting a beer.

And what really intrigues me is he did all of that on camera.

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And John Daly would certainly oblige the request.

How much do you think that opportunity would go for in an auction?

I need to sit down and have a beverage with this guy to gauge how smart he really was.

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In fact, can I just get a drink with the entire cast of NBA on TNT?

I’d go NBA on TNT at one, The Office at two, and Curb three.

And then Ernie can take us all home.

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Yeah, I’d like to give that man a beer.

Was the entire country on the same page, fighting for their freedom?

Actually, let’s have him come to like 1996.

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He’d love that.

I’m not sure he’d like what he sees today…

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And if the exercise would allow me, I’d say “Table for 3, just!”

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and invite Joe Biden as well.

Like, does he know what he’s doing, or is that just him?

Jesus Christ

How could he not be on your list?

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And I’d imagine the dude liked to tip them back, as well.

I mean, he literally had the ultimate fraternity party trick: turning water into wine.

Or maybe you were exactly the right age to know that family member and you just miss them?

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In fact, turns out he didn’t really like Pepsi that much at all.

I dont just want to drink a beer with Urban Meyer, I want to buy him one.

Do I think he fucked up with the Jaguars?

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And everyone knew it, and they still couldn’t put him away for it?

One thing about me that you may not know yet is that I am enamored with the mafia.

I mean, the man was literally the first ever “Public Enemy #1”.

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Go ahead and tear away, but you will not change my mind.

That’s my Top 10….feel free to reply with who you’d put in yours.

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