Work starts at 10 am!
The more things change the more they stay the same.
Listen, I like Smitty.
I wouldn’t want to do content either.
It’s not even Philly playoff season.
He lives for October.
And blame the corporate overlords.
He just had a kid.
Paternity leave is 16 weeks here now.
Find a new slant.
Remember when he refused to stop calling our colleague c*mrags?
A small price to pay for salvation.
I love this photo of WSD.
Just look at the guy.
- Captain Cons
This is a sheer data play.
We preach trusting the data right?
But if there’s one thing Dave loves it’s our O&O.
You just have to put them out.
- Tommy Smokes
Look at that smile on Tommy’s face.
He thought it was all sunshine and rainbows.
He’s one of the OG Team Portnoy guys and that jumpsuit collected some dust over the years.
He thought he was the heir to (Dave’s office) the throne.
He’s already been practicing.
But that ill-fated coffee run this morning may have cost him everything.
He arrived to the office legitimately two minutes after Dave walked around and did the roll call.
I love my Fordham guys Jack and Spider though, so I’m rooting for the comeback of Smokes.
He’ll be back.
I’ve never seen Nate so happy.
Honorable Mention: Nicky Smokes
Pray for Nicky Smokes.
He’s chosen the heel route and Big Cat is right, we need more of those.
He also handles it very well and I’m rooting for him to succeed.
I’m no lawyer so don’t quote me on if that’s allowed or not.
It’s time to put your head down and study winners instead of taking Big Cat’s parking spot.
Honorable Mention: Troopz
Get ready to learn Tottenham buddy.
Dave is in charge again and it’s COYS baby:
Arsenal is finished.
