Week 1 of the NFL is in the books!
If your team is 1-0, congratulations!
If not, your team might be on my list….
Welcome to the biggest losers from Week 1:
5.
Chicago Bears
All off-season all you heard about was the Bears, and how this is their year…
It was never their year.
Maybe they thought it was their year to beat the Packers, but they couldnt even do that.
I wish there was something positive to say to Eddie, Chief, and Dave, but theres not.
The offensive line still sucks, the defense is abysmal, and Justin Fields is still a question mark.
Enjoy the next 17 weeks and dont fuck up next years draft.
How the fuck do you let someone come into your house and beat you 30-7.
Im sorry Jerry but that shit was pathetic.
The 49ers went into Pittsburgh and blew their guts out out worse than 5 guys 1 girl video.
Kenny Pickett you gotta be kidding me man.
All this preseason hype for 2 INTs and a 23.8 QBR?
That aint it chief!
I know its only been 1 game but if Im a Steelers fan I want in on Caleb Williams.
This team isnt competing for a Super Bowl.
Your QB throws with 2 gloves, no QB has every worn 2 gloves and won a Super Bowl.
The odds are not in you favor.
New York Giants
To be honest the Giants were #1 on my list until last night.
I just ripped the Steelers for losing 30-7 at home but at least they scored!
I feel bad for any dad who brought their son to that game on Sunday night.
Im praying your wife isnt a Cowboys fan or you might have lost him already.
The Cowboys defensive line manhandled the Giants from start to finish.
Daniel Jones didnt know what the fuck was going it.
Im surprised he made it out alive.
Ill end with this, Dak Presccott threw for 143 yards and won 40-0.
New York Jets
I know what youre thinking.
How are the New York Jets #2 when they beat the Bills?
They lost Aaron Rodgers.
Which honestly is the biggest loss of the week.
That Jets defense is real deal.
Thats how good this defense is and thats how big of a loss Aaron is.
I know the Jets won but Zach Wilson still looked like a petrified puppet out there.
Buffalo Bills
LETS GO BUFFALO!!!
Oh my God you want to talk about embarrassing!!
I mean you guys have never won a Super Bowl, but this is right up there.
Lose to Zach Wilson and the New York Jets HAHAHAHAHAH.
You hate to see it, well actually, I love to see it.
Bills mafia you deserve better.
How can you keep letting this team bully you like this.
You guys need to do something because jumping through the tables isnt enough!!!
Josh Allen having 4 turnovers in one game is the cherry on top for me.
I bet those Tua Turndaballova jokes are so funny on this beautiful Tuesday morning ;)
