Today is one of those days when you walk into the office and it’s an absolute ghost town.
It pains me to walk in here and not see anybody.
In fact, it’s quite frightening.
I literally started writing this blog so I would stop talking to myself.
I’m not going to lie; everything you just read was completely pointless.
I just wanted to spew to someone since I have no one to talk to.
So without further ado, here are my Top 5 Worst Pains a Man Can Go Through:
1.
City Boys up 1-0.
Nothing, and I mean nothing, breaks a man more than a kick in the dick.
Like, why did God have to make our nuts so sensitive?
you’ve got the option to bite all you want baby, but those nuts won’t break.
Ok, let me stop.
Taking a Condom Off
I think I snapped on this one.
For the record, I think condoms are lame as fuck.
They suck, it takes all the fun out of fucking.
She just be messing with some bigger dudes.
Everyone knows the rules: You get what you get, and you don’t get upset.
Now, there are some exceptions to the rules.
Lmfaooo I’m so out of pocket.
Although this is my list, it’s not in my top 5.
Trust me, I’ve been there.
Welcome to the big leagues, kid.
Getting a Bad Haircut
We’ve all been there.
You just have to sit there and take your beating like a man.
Safe to say I wasn’t posting a selfie on my story anytime soon.
Honorary mention: Swamp Ass
