I didn’t want to believe it.
But there’s a million explanations for that.
He could have been purchasing Dutch Masters for a homeless man, or possibly an underage friend.
Spending an hour in a car with his pals doesn’t mean anything either.
Or maybe it’s just a really cool vibe in there.
I hung out in cars all the time when I was 16 years old.
I wasn’t necessarily smoking weed.
Sometimes I was waiting on a guy to sell me weed.
But a new photo just dropped.
A photo that would be ever more difficult to explain to your mother.
This is your Super Bowl.
One photo of Travis Kelce doing drugs could put your kids through college.
Paparazzi have an important job.
Someone has to photograph celebs.
Without paparazzi, what would Barstool Sports have to write about?
Original thoughts from our own head?
Which begs the question, “Is Travis Kelce a bad guy?”
All we can do is take a look at the facts like we’re playing a game of Clue.
Photos don’t come with smells.
That technology isn’t there yet.
If we could smell the photo, we would know for sure what Travis is smoking.
But there are plenty of non-weed substances you’re free to smoke as well.
Tobacco, spice, PCP, methamphetamine, oregano, meats.
Most of those aren’t even illegal.
Plus, some of the world’s greatest people have been avid smokers.
But Kelce’s stats on the field speak for themself.
Whatever he’s been doing before practice his whole career is obviously working.
What would you rather Kelce be doing anyways?
Speaking of which, do you know who never smoked a cigarette in his life?
I did even more research.
Do you know who elsewasa heavy smoker?
According to a Google search, Adolf Hitler chain smoked aggressively from age 25-40.
But eventually he stopped.
He thought smoking was a waste of money.
Guess what happened 4 years after Hitler gave up his #1 vice?
It’s the squeaky clean people like Subway Jared & Hitler that you have to worry about.
If we were getting nothing but pictures of Travis Kelce volunteering for charities I would be significantly more worried.
That would mean he’s hiding something.
I shudder to think what Travis Kelce would be doing if he didn’t have his vice.
So let’s cut the guy some slack.
For one, we still don’t know for sure what he’s smoking.
It could very well be vitamins.
And even if it is a scary 100% legal substance like marijuana, that’s ok.
It doesn’t make him a bad guy.
It just makes him really cool and relatable to children.
