Donald Trump today launched a private social media site.
Its membership is so exclusive that only former US presidents whove been impeached twice are allowed to post there.
The sites called From The Desk of Donald J Trump.

That doesnt quite roll off the tongue like Twitter or Facebook.
But Im holding out hope that well soon find out Trumps posts are called Deskies.
That would be cute and this story needs something to lighten the mood because its all very sad.

Apparently 45s been posting away on FTDoDJT since 24 March.
What makes this interesting is that Fox News had theexclusiveand announced the site today, 4 May.
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That means the former presidents been quietly posting to himself for months now.
But that, too, seems dumb.
The spaces, theyd be ours.
Theyd be spaces that were just for us.
Like, Id say this here, is my space.
But what would we call it?