Alexa enhance
Alexa, ehance
one more time for me
Good girl and a better hot dog.
Starting to feel better but again nobody gives a fuck about anything but this hot dog.
AGAIN
I’m not joking.
That’s the best hot dog in Chicago.
Better than Midlothian Country Club.
Better than Harborside and Cog Hill.
Better than Guaranteed Rate and most certainly better than whatever your old lady’s slinging.
At Lincoln Park Zoo no less?
Probably/definitely not your ideal setting for encased meats.
But again, take one fuckin look at this dog and tell me you know better.
Lincoln Park Zoo fellas.
Look it up when you get a chance.
My experiences are broad and more recently depressing.
But again, they weren’t slinging that dog any time I was on the property.
So we’re not ranking anything else.
We’re just silently reflecting on the man at Lincoln Park Zoo that proudly serves this hot dog.
Maybe some of you think $8 is too much but I think you’re actually full of shit.
Go stand in line for Costco Gas and tell me about bobblehead night you cheap fuck.
Would $7.50 make you feel more like a man?
$2 a bite is a fair price point given the quality, location and convenience.
Simple math says $8 is the price you pay.
Zoos on the other hand aren’t so easy to breakdown.
He had too many edibles.
But it seemed more like a deep reckoning of conscious.
Could’ve been mushrooms.
Either one, he was noticeably upset and uncomfortable.
I asked a neaerby tiger camrade.Too many darugs.
Again, either one - not a good choice for the zoo.
I promise the monkeys won’t be funny.
They’ll be sad and it will fuck with you.
Those monkeys deserve better.
Anyways great dog at Lincoln Park Zoo
PS - Paul’s a good name.
I’ve always like a Paul
