I’m looking at you up there, Chairman Rich McKay!
Hang on now, hang on!
The second has to do with quarterbacks sliding in the open field.
So have a seat and hear me out Mr. Starbucks suit.
We need to have a chat because both of these issues reared their heads in this year’s playoffs.
But sometimes the stakes are high leading the quarterback to sprint for every inch he can.
That brings us to the Mahomes/Ossai situation.
Not to mention the reason Mahomes fell afterwards was due to incidental leg contact anyway.
The rule expects them to be able to do this revealing the Competition Committee doesn’t know ball.
So what can be done about this?
I’ll give you a hint and it has 16 legs in the photo above.
MAKE THE GODDMAN SIDELINES WIDER AND MOVE TEAM PERSONNEL THE FUCK AWAY FROM ENSUING PLAYS.
Sorry, that was aggressive.
I hope you didn’t spill your coffee.
Don’t forget your coffee.
Here’s a question.
If a QB get’s first struck after completely exiting the white line - make it rain yellow.
Someone give me a Starbucks.
Let’s continue on.
This one hits home because my Chicago Bears are are one of the biggest culprits too.
Almost like it’s really to make the NFL’s ass more covered?
You know, a story a judge in a class action suit would find believable.
Here’s a thought.
Everyone was conned into thinking this was a purposeful, dirty hit.
Ward targeted what would have been the midsection of a non-sliding Geno.
The entire point of Ward dropping down was to check that his target wasn’t Geno’s head.
So what’s the fix?
It’s pretty simple.
It’s fucking dangerous.
I think the ancient Greeks would call this a tragedy.
Now I already know what you’re thinking.
Without the option to slide the quarterback is left vulnerable to get tackled which takes a toll.
Here’s my official response to this.
(Looks left… looks right) THEN DON’T FUCKING RUN.
Lost my cool again!
Just remember this blog when people come around to this.
That’s all I ask.
Oh, and one last thing Mr. McKay.
Maybe go with a half windsor next time.
