Any of you young, cool, hip kids out there got any tips?
Point being, holler with any cheat codes you might have to expedite this process.
So yeah, I think I’m going to continue these until someone important says otherwise.
Me personally, I’m not sure which way I’d rather get fucked, both sound bad.
What I saw is the American People come together.
It was beautiful, and it was powerful.
That was until @Bones_chimed in.
I didn’t know I was the Captain of anything other than the 2009 Wadsworth Grizzlies JV Baseball Team.
Did I already have a following….?
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…..and it looks like we need a name.
And when they try and get us to podcast, we blog about it instead.
(Pluswe make TikToks too, because that adds value to our stock).
One more thing I forgot to say.
These graphics were made on my little Snapchat app, not professionally done.
But now it could go from a low hanging fruit put-down to the rallying cry of the people?
Plus, I think there’s another connection here that gives this option legitimate legs.
Scott’s Tots (handshake emoji) Tater’s Tots.
Because I truly mean this, I am not where I am today without being named Tate.
I truly think it’s the most versatile name on the market, essentially the potato of first names.
Tate of the Union.
And now, potentially, the most powerful military in the entire world….the United Tates.
Colors of Red, White, and Blue….representation from sea to shining sea.
And it wouldn’t be too hard to make any propaganda.
Already have a flag, too!
Option 3: Tatriots
Let me be very clear: this is a free and fair election.
And that’s what we’ll be….a team.
We’re going to be in the DMs.
We’re going to be in the group chats.
We’re going to be in the comment section.
I mean, I’m not trying to reinvent the wheel here.
I mean, have you seen how crazy Taylor Swift fans are?
And once again, the name Tate flat out plays.
But I also am well aware of the uhh, issues, it would bring on to do so.
I’m glad that you guys are making this one, not me.
Alright, those are the four finalists.
May the odds ever be in your favor.
