Apple has released the latest version of its desktop operating system macOS Mojave to the public.
It was named in, uh, honor(?)
Also, there are some really, really boring ones.
This means one thing: we need to rank (some) of these features.
Because I enjoy ranking things and you, my friend, cannot stop me.
Its aproblem,I know, but one Im happy to indulge.
Well, youre in luck, as this feature has now been transported to macOS Mojave.
So now when you take a screenshot, the image appears in the corner of your screen.
Allowing you to crudely draw comedic genitals on that photo of your friend so much quicker.
Apple has also updated the entire screenshot system.
But, do I have the time, nay, the will, to do anything about this?
No, of course not.
So, enter macOS Mojaves Stacks feature.
It works by stacking (ugh) the files on your desktop into groups.
The futures here, folks.
PRETTY OKAY: iOS apps are now on macOS
Yeah, this is the definition of okay.
Yay, I guess?
Nah, youre right, this is shit.
But and theres always a but the reason it gets a pretty okay rating is the potential.
These are actual iOS apps running on macOS.
In other words, it wont be long until we can literally download iOS apps on a Mac.
Watch out crappy freemium games, Im coming for you.
Now, Im not saying I could come up with a better name, but I totally could.
Im also not going to tell you that name because I dont work for free.
Apple, hit me up.
Lets get into it.
And, lets be honest here, who uses those?
Maybe itll be more useful when a larger array of apps are integrated, but now?
Thank you for this Apple, THANK YOU.
To get serious for a second though, this is dumb.
I cant even tell you what my wallpaper looked like before I upgraded to macOS Mojave.
If I wasnt writing with that image below, I wouldve forgotten what the Mojave wallpaper even looked like.
FOR SHAME: Dark mode
Fuck dark mode.
Ive heard people in TNWs office get excited about it, but I dont rightly know why.
It looks like those awful Winamp skins folks used to have.
Computer hurting your eyes at night?
Turn a light on.
You could also make the menu and dock dark before macOS Mojave.
Or enable Night Shift.
This update is boring.
