I was wondering when this coaching search would start to reach insane levels.
We got there today.
It started with some plane tracking, but that’s just college coaching search moves.
Then it really picked up with this picture:
Like I said, there’s no coincidence.
What Baylor doesn’t realize is they are dealing with the most insane fanbase in America.
Listen, we don’t have much in Lexington.
We have Keeneland, we have a gorgeous campus and we have basketball.
That’s what we care about the most.
You give us a coaching search and we become the smartest people in the world.
You give us a coaching search picture and we’ll look into everything.
Buddy, we can look at what is currently on.
This is the sort of shit we need in the world.
This is how we figure out if Scott Drew is made for Kentucky.
I know my fanbase.
I know the lunatics in my fanbase.
While this is happening in one corner, this innocent tweet introduced me to my new personal enemy.
If you have a significant other you probably know everything about Chip and Joanna Gaines.
If you have ever walked inside a Target you’ve probably seen Chip and Joanna Gaines.
They are diehard Baylor fans.
The point being, Chip Gaines is now an enemy to the Commonwealth.
Look at this guy.
This guy is talking about fucking our moms!
A regular day MILF Hunter has entered the ring to battle.
Can’t be talking like that and then throw God in it though, Chip.
We need a line and it’s all over the place.
This fucking guy, I didn’t see this coming.
I mean sure, I expected him to talk about willing Scott Drew to stay.
But the mom talk?
That’s enough out of you, Chip!
Welcome to a Kentucky coaching search.
This is just Wednesday.
We’re just at day 3.
If this drags out, Chip Gaines might not survive.
