MassLive- Netflix is dishing out a roast for the GOAT.
Seven-time world champion and modern day legend tackles the biggest challenge of his career.
You might be thinking,“how on Earth do you roast Tom Brady?”
That’s like roasting Mother Theresa.
The man’s idea of a wild night out is treating himself to some gluten.
Mark Twain famously said,“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing.
The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow.
There is no humor in heaven.
God’s a prankster like that.
If you’re able to’t laugh at yourself, what are we even doing here anymore?
Count me all the way in for this.
Well it does but his name was Don Rickles and he sadly passed away in 2017.
But Jeffrey Ross is the best currently alive at doing it.
Tom Brady does actually walk on water so Ross and crew have their work cut out for them.
Speaking of which, Chris Rock will do very well on this roster.
He never holds back either.
(Unless he’s getting emasculated by sexually curious movie stars at awards shows.)
If Livenation (do they just trigger the world now?)
Edelman has more dirt, if any actually exists, on Brady than perhaps anybody.
And this would be theperfectforum for him to air it out for all to laugh about.
I also think they need to get Peyton Manning on this dais.
And he has no qualms about giving it to Brady.
And you know what?
For the hell of it, lets get BB on that stage as well.
Nobody is going to deliver a better ribbing of TB12 than the only man close to his level.
And he’s actually sneaky funny when he wants to be too.
I don’t think he really knows what he signed up for.
Nonetheless I can’t wait for this.
And ticket prices actually aren’t that bad.
But we desperately, desperately need a Dave Portnoy Roast for his 50 birthday next year.
Bring out everybody for it.
There would be no shortage of people looking to jump in, and attend.
We’re in the live events business once again now that he owns the company.
He’s always boasted that he could sell out The Garden in Boston.
This is how we do it.
You know you would.
It would make bank, and make for some comedy gold.
I’m really looking forward to this idea being hijacked from me and happening.
- two of Don Rickles' greatest roasts
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- more gold from Jeffrey Ross
p.p.p.s.
- some of my favorite roasts I’ve ever seen
