And maybe I should have told my Principal and/or Athletic Director that I was resigning before writingthat blog.

And Klemmer, yo let the adults (comically, not age wise you old fuck) speak.

The content would be better, and maybe wed win a few games!

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Be the batting practice pitcher you were born to be.

Now THATS the pop in of guy I want to work with.

Francis, if I do come to New York, dinner the first night?

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Man it felt good to crack a joke there.

And then said I was purposefully not attacking the better content creators of this company like Frank and Francis?

Your honor, the prosecution doesnt need to speak, the defense already made our point for us.

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I said guys, although both are very much true, like dont talk while the movie is playing.

(Just kidding, Mr. Baptist, were doing anotherproof reading assignmenttoday!).

I do not intend on making my entire persona at Barstool hit piece after hit piece.

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And apparently working in Chicago is the only requirement forgoing to the Super Bowlon the company dime, too?

And to be clear, I will be very good in the mix.

And not to toot my own horn, but Im very good at it.

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But on March 11th, Ill go to where Im told and do whatever you want.

Man Im good)

The recruiting trips would throw the NYC Office into such a pretzel.

I mean, Im assuming the Chicago office would be very indifferent if I came there or not.

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Okay, back to The Decision analogy.

Yes Dave, I want to go to Chicago…..eventually.

Dave, the ball is in your court now.

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Wheres it going to be?

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