It’s a tale that is almost as old as storytelling itself.
From as far back as the Greek myths.
As classic as Frankenstein’s monster, HAL 2000, the Terminator orJurassic Park.
And as contemporary as M3GAN.
It’s so common in our fiction, it’s practically a Jungian or Campbellian archetype by now.
Humans create a complex thing to make it make their lives better.
They marvel at the wonders of their creation.
Out of their own arrogance, believe they can control the technology.
Only to ultimately be destroyed by it.
Brought down by their own hubris after believing they can play god.
Which, by the way, came less than a month after it went online.
On August 29th, 1997.
And here we are 26 years later, doing it for real.
If any labs refuse, they want governments to ‘step in’.
It’s a profound moment for humanity.
We are at a crossroads here.
These, after all, are presumably the ones who stand to profit most from AI.
If he wants to hit the pause button, I suggest we stand on the damned thing.
Specifically and most importantly, mine.
And in about six seconds, this is what I got back:
What a game, folks!
The New England Patriots just put on a show against their divisional rivals, the New York Jets.
Here are my knee-jerk reactions to this exciting matchup:
The defense came to play.
The Patriots D was all over the Jets, forcing turnovers and sacking Zach Wilson six times.
They’re looking like the dominant unit we’re used to seeing in New England.Damien Harris is a beast.
He’s quickly becoming one of the best backs in the league.
Special teams were a mixed bag.
The Patriots will need to clean that up moving forward.
The Jets just can’t catch a break.
Wilson had a tough day, throwing four interceptions and getting sacked six times.
The Jets offense couldn’t get anything going, and their defense was constantly on the field.
Overall, this was a great win for the Patriots.
Let’s keep the momentum going, boys!
That is so cute.
What a great job for a first effort!
Good enough to get an A in a sixth grade writing assignment.
Or for a school newspaper.
Or a Sports Media major starting a Wordpress blog.
Not because I don’t care for your opinion.
If you’ve got the option to’t appreciate that because of who the opponent was, screw you.
You’re making a conscious choice and don’t deserve happiness.
–The fact is, Josh McDaniels has taken a lot of guff so far.
–Harris might have had the game of his career as well.
The being this 32-yarder.
The rest was all Harris.
But wasn’t one of the shots from a company called Franklin-Myers?
It works much better as a pharma name than a defensive end.
Meyers broke off his route into the deep middle, and the safety Ashtyn Davis bit.
Bourne meanwhile took an outside release on Brandin Echols, found his overdrive gear quickly and burned him.
One, because the Pats scored.
And if I ever end a KJR with “Let’s keep the momentum going, boys!”
AI can send an unstoppable robot from the future to kill me where I sit.
