There’s a lot of people on the internet.
A lot of people making internet money in a lot of different internet ways.
To me, I don’t care how someone makes a living online.
I happen to sit next to the King of Cameo.
His name is Frank “The Tank” Fleming.
I see Frank tweet out his Cameo stats every day.
He’s very proud, and rightfully so.
Obviously we all gave him a standing ovation and threw flowers at his feet.
A few minutes after that, Mike Francesca walked into our office.
The first person Mike wanted to talk to was Frank.
All that is normal here.
Getting humbled by Frank on a daily basis is standard procedure at Barstool Sports.
I’m fairy certain Frank makes enough money on Cameo to live off of.
Those are pretty good numbers.
But every time Frank posts his Cameo stats, I notice the other dudes on the list.
It’s an eclectic bunch.
No offense to them, but they don’t strike me as the cream of the internet crop.
I have a feeling I know what I’m going to find..
CREATOR #2: SUPER HUMMAN
Super Humman was Franks closest competitor yesterday.
The internet describes him to me as a “Pro Wrestling Personality”.
I also couldn’t help but notice that Super Humman’s Cameo’s are currently closed.
I’m assuming that’s just something he does when he feels like taking a break.
This racia slur article was from 2019.
But since his profile is closed, Cameo won’t show me how much a Super Humann Cameo costs.
Is there an upcharge for slurs?
We can’t be sure.
He does however have a Twitter account, and boy is it something.
Electric content as they say in the biz.
Good for Super Humman I suppose.
If body slamming Legos is what pays the bills, then body slam away.
CREATOR #3: ERIC CARTMAN
Eric Cartman.
is always on the top Creator’s list.
Honestly, it’s kind of bull shit, because he charges $2 per video.
But he’s out there grinding none the less.
He appears to only exist on Cameo.
you might see for yourself..
Does he sound like Eric Cartman?
- No
Does he look like Eric Cartman?
Is he fat and kinda wearing the same clothes as Eric Cartman - Yeah, I guess.
I can’t stress enough how bad his Cartman impression is.
I give him 1 star out of 10.
CREATOR #4: ANTHONY POLCARI
I really don’t like this dude.
But boy do I hate his videos.
I dare you to disagree with me.
For starters, I don’t trust anybody who lives in Washington D.C.
I have no idea because your Instagram account doesn’t say shit.
It’s just video after video of how to dress.
And your outfits suck.
Nobody needs to learn how to wear a shirt and tie.
It’s very self explanatory.
The most troubling thing about this guy is that Hank is following him.
Don’t do it Hank.
Don’t hire him.
It appears he was on the comedy series “The Inbetweeners”.
I’ve never watched that, but I’ve have heard of it.
I think people enjoy it.
So I’m not going to shit on this guy.
He has a nice British accent, and he gives me Paddy The Baddy vibes.
CREATOR #6: BRILLIANTLY DUMB
Brilliantly Dumb is a deserving internet person.
He does golf content.
The first video I saw of him was this video where he’s talking up his caddy, Reese.
It made me laugh.
He’s done much more stuff too, including content with Foreplay.
And he’s consistently in the Cameo top 10 doing $95 videos.
CREATOR #7: ISAAC H.P.
This gentleman goes by the name Isaac H.P.
I’m going to let this video speak for itself.
Looks like he’s famous for slaying too hard.
Also, being an Englishman in Swansea is nothing to write home about.
There’s a lot of Englishmen in Swansea.
To be honest I thought people in Swansea were all Englishmen.
But I guess Wales is supposed to be different than England or something.
Sick vape shop dude.
So that’s what we’re working with when it comes to top Cameo creators.
Glad I looked into that.
Congratulations Frank The Tank.
You are their king.
