Erika started at Barstool in 2016.
She’s been nothing but great to me.
The most honest CEO I’ve ever known.
The New York Post was kind enough to report it before Erika had the opportunity to do it herself.
Very Adrian Wojnarowski of them.
But you all know that already.
No point in dwelling on the past.
Tiffany Gomas - Marketing Executive, One-Time Confirmed Insane Person
Great idea by Hank.
What does any of that mean?
I didn’t bother to look it up.
But it sounds like it might translate to here.
What I do know is that Tiffany Gomas is awoman.
“If were mysoginistic, then explain this woman”, is a much needed crutch us.
Tiffany also managed to go more viral than possibly anybody in the world in all of 2023.
Going viral is what we do here.
Or at least give a shot to.
We could learn a thing or two from Tiffany.
Do you know how hard it is to become known as THE crazy plane lady?
We blog a new crazy plane lady every day.
There’s thousands of them.
She’s also pretty hot.
Gaz - Bald, ?
I have no idea what his title is, but I know he’s important to the company.
I know he’s involved in decisions that matter.
I know he’s hid some dead bodies.
I’m intimidated by him, which is think is an important quality for a CEO to have.
That’s the polar opposite of hiring a woman.
I’ve heard Jenks sell over the phone.
It’s about time Barstool starts revolving around Frank full time anyways.
I’m pretty sure he’s already paying my salary.
He owns X/Twitter, so he can manipulate the algorithm toreallystart forcing our content down people’s throats.
You thought you saw a lot of Frank now?
You haven’t seen shit yet.
He’s also extremely pro-free speech, which is great for us.
Kirk Minihane would be able to threaten the lives of whoever he pleases without worry.
Not sure if that would be the case under Nirvikar.
But most importantly, Dave has long expressed interest in taking Barstool Sports to the moon.
All jokes aside, that’s quite possibly the worst business decision he’s ever made.
The blog would however have to shift from an east coast focus to a primarily Dallas Mavericks blog.
Oz The Mentalist - Mentalist, Witch
There must be a way to weaponize this man.
He can read minds.
When that day comes we need him on our side.
It doesn’t have to be all one-sided either.
We’ll whip the interent into a frenzy.
Barstool Sports can merge with NoJumper, then let Adam22 take full control.
Our whole office will take turns having sex with his wife.
She’ll give us all a One Bite Pizza review style rating afterwards.
We’ll just have a never ending train of porn stars rolling though.
Like OnlyStans x 100.
AI - Computer
This would light a much needed fire under all of our asses.
Barstool employees will gradually get cut one-by-one, as we learn who’s jobs are easily replacable by AI.
Only those who can outperfrom AI will stay employed.
In the end, they’ll be maybe 20 of us standing.
