Welcome back to the Blog Wheel.
I’m about to scrap introductions for my blogs altogether.
I make stealing content from my Twitter followers so much more difficult that it should be.
It’s the same thing every week.
Here are the “good” topics for this week.
You’re getting a fun & quirky blog about masks instead.
Finally a chance to be political on the blog.
I’ve been dying to let the Stoolies know my opinion on masks.
Why Do People Wear Masks When Driving Alone?
Because of COVIDI think that’s pretty clearly the main reason people wear masks when driving alone.
Whether or not it makes a difference is aside the point.
After COVID hit, people started wearing masks.
I think that’s pretty clearly the main reason people do it.
I have an ex-girlfriend who’s brother robbed a bank (with a gun).
He got caught and went to jail for like maybe 2 years (which seemed short).
“It always made me a little uncomfortable.
He was a cool guy though, I had no beef with him.
If I was purging I wouldn’t wear a mask.
A mask would just make it harder to see.
I would be able to purge much better maskless.
you’ve got the option to’t get arrested during a purge anyways.
That’s the whole point.
But from what I’ve seen in films, wearing a mask seems like the cool thing to do.
They Are a Surgeon on Their Way to Perform an Emergency SurgeryEvery second matters.
They Are Running Late to Their Amateur Wrestling Match
Remember Big Trouble Ben Bishop?
Haven’t heard from him in a while.
It’s really a great excuse for criminals to cover their faces in public.
I wonder if that’s made it harder to catch people.
Wearing a mask would helpmaskit.
I’m not sure if a cop can force someone to take off their mask.
I’m sure you deal with criminals and derelicts all day long who are riddled with germs.
I have an auto-immune disease.
I don’t feel comfortable taking off my mask while you’re standing so close to my vehicle.”
But that might piss off the cop more.
Just don’t be and asshole and drive drunk.
Then you won’t have that problem.
The mask era has probably done wonders for them.
I have butthole eyes, so I caught the short end of the stick on that one.
But if I had a cleft lip or a nasty snaggletooth I would never take my mask off.
Anonymity is 1/3 of an Anonymous Sex Party.
it’s possible for you to’t risk someone seeing your face as you’re pulling into the parking lot.
Mintzy just assumes that he’s available to cater to his every need.
Honestly, I would have done that.
I think that’s what Playboy Marty did and he ended up with a job here.
Or maybe Ben Mintz just has his own car.
They’re In The CartelI’m not sure where the picture is from, but it seems cartel adjacent.
Whoever he’s with, he’s an extremely badass looking dude.
They’re Robbing YouI always play out this scenario in my head.
Someone pulls up next to me and puts a gun to my head.
In my mind, I would have the balls to call him on his bluff.
He probably doesn’t want to shoot you.
He’s just used to people caving as soon as he pulls the gun.
It might not even be loaded.
Killing me can’t be worth getting my cell phone and a couple credit cards.
But in reality I would cave so fast.
It’s Halloween and He’s Doing a BitI would rather someone rob me
